Accountability

A lot from Lydia

Today’s prompt asks:New Internet Order~ All the world’s countries have decided that the Internet itself needs a government. Your country asks you to run for Prime Minister of the ‘Net — do you accept? If so, what will your platform be?”

Do I accept? Of course! I need power and control, as both are sorely lacking at home and work, plus I need this job.

As Prime Minister I would assign myself a hefty income with a great benefits package including:use of a company Porsche, a company jet,lifetime medical, and full salary upon early retirement. I’d be allowed two emotional support dogs to accompany me to work, and I’d work 8am – 12pm Tuesday’s through Thursday’s, every third month of the year. My assistant would be Colin Firth… I could probably work more.

My platform:

Who better to run the Internet than me: a person who…

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