The Top 5 Types of People Who Are in Front of You at the Checkout

The Bob Files

1. The I Forgot Some Stuff Airhead
You’re like, “Oh, this person doesn’t have a lot of stuff. I will get out of here quick”.

wrong

Just when they put up their last item they suddenly remember something.
“Oh my goodness! I forgot the Depends for Grandpa Elmo. And while I’m at it I’d better get some skittles for my already hyperactive children. I’m sorry, It will only take a minute. I hope you don’t mind”.

2. The I’m So Stupid I Can’t Count Moron
You’re like, “All I have is this bag of Cheetos. This 20 Items or Less line will be a snap.”

think so
There is always that one person in front of you with about 50 items. They try to act all nonchalant about it. Then they look up at the sign. “Oh, this is the 20 items or less line. I had no idea. Silly me”. Okay, whatever…

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